Can these random facts at least hang up their coats before your brain bombards them at the front door? It’s nothing personal. They love your brain, and they’re proud that it’s so thirsty for knowledge, but their boss really put them through the ringer today. And trust us, we know what that’s all about.
Maybe it can watch a little TV while they splash some water on their faces and pour a stiff drink. There’ll be plenty of time to learn and play before bedtime.
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